sidneyshitcunt 9:23 Tue Nov 24
Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
|
I've developed a mystery medical complaint that I keep going to doctors with and they have no fucking clue what it is and keep saying it doesn't fit any medical description.
- Drinking alcohol makes me feel - without being dramatic - 'like I'm dieing'.
- Eating bread, pizza, anything with yeast in makes my neck glands (thyroid? lymph?) pulse in a painful, afflicted possibly allergic manner.
- Budweiser isn't so bad as say Staropramen which makes me sensitive to sound and short of breath.
But here's the tricky part...
- Even COCA COLA (sugar? CITRIC ACID??) and SYRUP in coffee (fructose syrup?) is making me sensitive to sound and very ill.
Apologies for being a chancer posting here but maybe someone can help.
Am I allergic to yeast? (I am confused between being allergic to yeast and being over-ran with yeast fungus which I understand is something else).
My doctor says "you can't be allergic to yeast" not in so many words "it isn't something we see typically, you might be gluten intolerant".
Being gluten intolerant doesn't make you short of breath on drinking real ale/coca cola you QUACK!
|
|
|
Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Gavros
9:24 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
I'd say it's AIDS
|
:^)
9:25 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
It's AIDS
Bad AIDS
|
:^)
9:26 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Fuck you Gavros
|
WHOicidal Maniac
9:27 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Sounds like you should stop eating and drinking shit
|
Far Cough
9:29 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
There is no cure for what you have, just kill yourself
|
Schoffie
9:29 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Might have a stomach ulcer so get to the doc before it burst?!
|
Gavros
9:30 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
You've got AIDS as well
|
Takashi Miike
9:30 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
not on a wind up but please explain the 'sensitive to sound'. do these drinks/food give you earache?
|
stomper
9:30 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Celiac disease?
|
Spandex Sidney
9:34 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Doctors can't diagnose yet the cretins of WHO can?!
Sounds like your body is telling you to stop eating such shit. Do a massive detox/flush out for a couple of weeks and see how you do?
|
Oh dear
9:34 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
A guy I know had something similar, the quacks haven't been diagnose him either.
Sorry not much help other than that.
He did lose an awful lot of weight though
|
Ricky Bobby
9:34 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Cure
Plenty of water to flush that shit out of your body... 3-5 days should do it.
Eat fresh veg and meat (not processed)
Drink fruit juice (without vodka), water and green tea
Come back and see me in a month if the bad aids has not killed you first
|
claret50
9:36 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
See an allergist immediately and do not collect £200 from the WHO fund.
|
Nurse Ratched
9:39 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
This allergist - is (s)he a medical doctor, or someone in a white tunic with an online degree in Sneezyology?
|
MonkeyVulgaris
9:39 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Turn the music down when eating
|
Far Cough
9:41 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Getting medical advice from WHO
What could possibly go wrong?
|
Lily Hammer
9:44 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
What you need is some leeches. They'll see you right.
|
cosmo smallpiece
9:47 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Stop running while you're drinking.
|
Your mum
9:48 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
African Aids
|
Nurse Ratched
9:49 Tue Nov 24
Re: Medical Advice needed (non-sexual) mystery illness
|
Stop eating bagpipes.
|
| 
